THE KOLAKOSKI SEQUENCE
   generated to answer codegolf question 157403
    using the Shakespeare Programming Language
          which demonstrates its brevity
         by requiring only two characters
     where other languages use seven or more.


Romeo, who holds the line.
Juliet, who knows about children.


              Act I: Introductions.

           Scene I: A tranquil beginning.

[Enter Romeo and Juliet]

Juliet:
      Remember the war. Thou art a hero! Remember the peaceful
      kingdom. Open thy heart!
Romeo:
      Thou art my sweet joy. Open thy heart!


              Act II: A never-ending story.

           Scene I: The news arrives.

Romeo:
      Thou art as damned as me!
Juliet:
      Recall my words!
Romeo:
      Remember a lie!
Juliet:
      Open thy heart! Art thou as hard as a hard stone wall?
Romeo:
      If so, thou art as trustworthy as the sum of thyself and thy
      honest face.


           Scene II: The line is handed over.

Juliet:
      Recall thy worth! Art thou better than a hound? If not, we
      must proceed to Scene III.
Romeo:
      Remember me! Let us return to Scene II.


           Scene III: Juliet knows about children.

Juliet:
      Thou king!
Romeo:
      Art thou as charming as a lovely rose?
Juliet:
      If so, thou art a brave lord.
Romeo:
      Art thou as gentle as a blossoming golden flower?
Juliet:
      If so, thou art my sweetest angel.


           Scene IV: The next children will be different.

Juliet:
      Remember thy curse! Remember thyself!
Romeo:
      Art thou fresher than a fair summer's day?
Juliet:
      If so, remember thyself. Thou art as noble as the sum of
      thyself and thy father. Thou art as fine as the difference
      between a proud mighty kingdom and thyself.


           Scene V: The line is handed back.

Romeo:
      Recall thy promise! Art thou as cunning as a wolf? If so, we
      must return to Act II.
Juliet:
      Remember me!
Romeo:
      We shall return to Scene V.

[Exeunt]